Another sad chapter in the Colombia of the midwest

Well, the hop-head front of the North Dakotan farming population is at it again.

CNN reports that the merry pranksters of the northern border state, which lies conspicuously close to Canada, are pursuing the legalization of hemp. While the state legislature, governor, local media, and will of the people say they want the right to grow hemp for the economic benefit the rest of the world and the U.S. pre-1947, enjoy, may I propose a slightly more cynical analysis of the situation: that this is merely another excuse for these self-annointed "salt of the earth" N.D.s to find new ways to "groove-out" and maybe grease-up the road to scoring some poon at their Joe Francis-esque 4-H Club Caligula fests.

While the widely-utilized hemp is a cousin to the infamous devil-cabbage, and does not contain any THC, we should be wary that this is merely another example of the oft-noted North Dakotan lust for debauchery masquerading behind legislation.

North Dakota has long been the libertine shame of the nation. For example, if you google "North Dakota, sex party," you don't come up with some sad outcast's tundric porn site, in fact, your very first choice is North Dakotan free love ground zero: the North Dakotan Democratic Party.

Try it for yourselves:

Here, state governor Joe Hoeven is featured from the shoulders up, likely because he is not wearing any pants: